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This is a summary of the just past AFL season clearly written by a Geelong supporter.
They are allowed to gloat a bit I guess, after all they did win the flag..
Some of it is very true though, particularly about Collingwood and Hawthorn.
Some...
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A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide"
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, ...
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(AP) Folks in central Texas dont like being played for boobs especially by a woman who claimed to have breast cancer when all she really had was a chest that was flatter than she wanted it to be.
In August, more than 100 people showed up at...
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Classic!.... The telemarketer literally is about to shit himself during this call.
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The ATO decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the ATO office.
The auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.
The auditor said, Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which...
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(Announcment on the Air Plane) : Ladies and Gentlments, our plane is currently encountering engine failure and we will be force to land on the sea, can all passangers who can swim put on your life jacket and gather on the left hand side of the...
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From The London Times:
Outside the Bristol Zoo, in England, there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 coaches, or buses.
It was manned by a very pleasant attendant with a ticket machine charging cars 1 pound (about $1.40) and coaches 5...
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Reporter Bob Wilton (Ewan McGregor) is in search of his next big story when he encounters Lyn Cassady (George Clooney), a shadowy figure who claims to be part of an experimental U.S. military unit. According to Cassady, the New Earth Army is...
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CONWAY, S.C. - A man caught having sex with a horse in a South Carolina stable has been sentenced to three years in prison.
Multiple media outlets report that Rodell Vereen was sentenced Wednesday after pleading guilty to buggery. A judge also...
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Indian Chief Two Eagles was asked by a white government official, 'You have observed the White man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances.
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For all of you in education, with sons, grandsons, or who just love the things little kids say ~ a reminder that adult words are often taken literally..
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Everybody Love Raymond - Robert Divorce Episode clip - online
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Meet Earl McGarry, The horror handy man.
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It is well known that humor is regional, but this is the first joke that I can say is truly Victorian:
At a national conference of the Australian Hotels Association, the general managers of Cascade Brewery (Tasmania), Tooheys (New South...
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(AP) SAN DIEGO - A man who sneaked a bag of his feces into a San Diego courtroom during his home-invasion robbery trial, smeared it on his lawyer and threw it at jurors has been sentenced to 31 years in prison.
Superior Court Judge Frank...
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Marvel is proud to announce MarvelFest NYC 2009 , an all-new interactive outdoor experience in New York City to celebrate the iTunes release of the groundbreaking Astonishing X-Men Motion Comic on October 28th. This is at 6 pm, live, maybe...
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These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually...
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I don't know about you, but for me tax time is such a bloody nightmare.
Honestly, I never even know when to begin.
My mum usually do my taxes for me, thank god. Mum still wants to learn naturally, but it is so confusinggggggggg!!!
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