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Tired of Global Warming? Then do some Global Cooling- Dancing, in the Street!
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Its quite cold in Canberra, and in the Sierras;
A global cooling beat;
Don't you mind Al Gore and his scientist whores;
Cause Global Cooling's Here
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Driving to work today, Natalie had this gem:
"Anorexia is the poor man's bulemia"
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Sacha Baron Cohen arrives with a horse for the Australian premiere of his new film "Bruno" in Sydney June 29, 2009.
REUTERSDaniel Munoz
Sasha Baron Cohen's character "Bruno," a gay Austrian fashion expert, travels...
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This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida..
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The U.S. is said to trade it's Gold Reserves for cash through Cash4Gold.com
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Dr. Drobkin was a world-famous cardiologist who earned his undergraduate, graduate, and medical degrees in his home town and then left for Manhattan where he quickly rose to the top of his field.
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My hate for all caps is only overshadowed by my hypocritical tendencies towards things I really hate.
Yeah, I'm not sure if you are just spill over from tennis5.com, or you genuinely like me ranting about nothing, but I'm leaving.
I'll be...
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I love you, but go fuck yourself.
Love,
Ex-Wifey.
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A friend emailed me this hysterical YouTube video about Darth Vader having a tantrum in the canteen on the Death Star.
From what info I can gether it is an Eddie Izzard comedy skit - I thought it was Ricky Gervais but I was mistaken. I...
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* My stigmata's acting up.
* I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. OK?
* I have a rare case of 48-hour wrist leprosy, but I know we have that deadline to meet...
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This is bloody hysterical - having sound helps but not necessary.
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In the beginning was the Marketing Plan.
And then came the Assumptions.
And the Assumptions were without form.
And the Marketing Plan was without substance.
And darkness was up the face of the Workers.
And they spoke among themselves,...
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At dawn the telephone rings. "Hello, Senor Humphrey? This is Ernesto the caretaker at your country house."
"Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?"
"Um, I am just calling to advise you, sir, that your parrot died"
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Robert Donglan, Professor of Annagrammotology, is rudely awaken at his London apartment and escorted by police to the National Art Gallery of Fine Paintings. On the gallery floor, the curator Jacques Sauna-Lurker lies dead; a three-foot-long codfish...
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Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.
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A guy arrives at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted. St. Peter is
reading through the Big Book to see if the guy's name is written in it.
After several minutes, St. Peter closes the book, furrows his brow, and
says, "I'm sorry, I don't...
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Love those Church Ladies..
They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with typewriters.. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services.
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Ok, this Aussie girl speak accent free fluent Chinese is cursing her head off at another girl Zhin-Lea Nean, at China
Believe it or not, if you can speak Chinese, you find this person to be very scary.
Engihs Subtitle included
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Reynolds presents his picks for favorite movie, TV show, band, and book plus a great new idea for a musical to Entertainment Weekly.
Must Movie: Being There
Must TV Show: Intervention
Must Band: The Be Good Tanyas
Must Book: ...
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